Why can't I make up my mind
Is it because
I know I don't have a chance
With either one of you
But it'd be nice if just for once
Someone liked me too
I know you're legal
But I don't care
We won't get caught
I'm not scared
I'm all cards to win
If you're in
Please stand
Side by side
So I can size you up
It's einie meanie miney mo
You'd think I'd have grown up
By now
Indecision clouds my vision
How about you fight over me
Cause if it was my choice
I'd pick polygamy
Why can't boys be
Black and white
Why can't I see how they feel
They claim to be so simple
But I can't figure out
What they're faking
Or what's real
Why does my heart
Let me choose
Can't it pick for me
I don't want the chance to lose
Please stand
Side by side
So I can size you up
It's einie meanie miney mo
You'd think I'd have grown up
By now
Indecision clouds my vision
How about you fight over me
Cause if it was my choice
I'd pick polygamy
There are certain rules
I have to follow
Certain standards set
Why can't they just hand me the damned rulebook
So I can figure this out
Tell me how you feel
Please don't give me reason to doubt
Please stand
Side by side
So I can size you up
It's einie meanie miney mo
You'd think I'd have grown up
By now
Indecision clouds my vision
How about you fight over me
Cause if it was my choice
I'd pick polygamy
What big deal is two or three?
I believe in polygamy
Anyway
No one has to know
Cause I don't kiss and tell
Oh and dont worry I am a guy and I dont understand them.